35+ Lower Back ‘Star Trek’ Tattoos Trekkies Would Get After a Bad Batch of Synthehol

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Elna McHilderson • Managing Editor
Jan 24, 2024 1:00 PM EST

This one is for the Trekkie nerds only! Welcome Star Trekkian. Are you such a devoted fan that you have or have considered getting a Star Trek-themed tattoo before? Stumped on the perfect line to use? Well, look no further! Trekkies have come from all over the galaxy to add what they would get as a lower back Star Trek tattoo. In all seriousness, these are facetious (allegedly). Imagine you're on the ship of your choosing and you and your fellow fleet members just downed a bad batch of synthehol. Now you all are not functioning fully, to say the least. You're making poor decisions left and right on whatever planet you just landed on for your leave and, would you look at that, this planet is known for its plethora of cheap tattoo shops. Now, it's the following morning and you have to do a full-analysis test in the engine room hungover and, wow your back really hurts. What's that? A lower back tattoo?? Uh-oh… What does it say?? Scroll to see what these trekkies would've gotten! Some are deep cuts and some every level of Star Trek fan would get. 

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    Thanks to a bad batch of Synthehol, you now have a Star Trek themed lower back tattoo - describe it. ONLY O CAN JUDGE ME
    via annulla via Flickr
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    Thanks to a bad batch of Synthehol, you now have a Star Trek themed lower back tattoo - describe it. "Vulcan in the streets, Klingon in the sheets" has been done already. I dare you to do better. ;)
    via u/SkepPskep
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    ● gumpythegreat • 1d ago Klingon writing that I think says "warrior" but was actually copied off a restaurant menu and it says "fresh gagh"
    via u/gumpythegreat
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    Omnibushido 1d ago Edited 19h ago "Jeffrey's Tube" with an arrow pointing down
    via u/Omnibushido
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    MrSanctus 1d ago ● "There's coffe in this nebula" and an arrow down
    via u/MrSanctus
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    oldfart_1962 · 1d ago ● Ooh, ooh...in honor of Nichelle Nichols in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country: "The thing's gotta have a tailpipe!"
    via u/oldfart_1962
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    touchtonez. 1d ago "MOOGIE" inside a heart with an arrow
    via u/touchtonez
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    royalblue1982. 1d ago "Call me Worf cause i'm a bad daddy."
    via u/royalblue1982
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    Category Exact3327 1d ago "Fully Functional" ●
    via u/CatergoryExact3327
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    badmanteau • 1d ago ● It's a picture of Pike with the words "HIT IT" in big, bold letters.
    via u/badmanteau
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    paranoiajack• 1d ago Tribal bat'leth with improperly translated kilgon characters ringing it that actually says "I am the human condition".
    via u/paranoiajack
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    T anomaly33 1d ago Bashir and Garak making out. Or that spatial anomaly that was pulling the Enterprise D in the one where they had to stay at warp just to maintain position? That one. Event horizon on my back funneling down into my crack with the enterprise falling into it.
    via u/an0maly33
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    libbillama · 1d ago ● "Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combination Welcome Here" I'm bi, so this works well.
    via u/libbillama
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    Se yPicard42 • 1d ago "You can explore my strange new worlds"
    via u/Se*yPicard42
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    Akamai Haole · 1d ago Come to Quark's, Quark's is fun, come right now, don't walk - run!
    via u/AkamaiHaole
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    11 d49k 1d ago Chakotay's 'tribe' tattoo but on my right -cheak
    via u/d49k
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    2ByteTheDecker • 1d ago Probably something classy like a Star Fleet Delta tramp stamp.
    via u/2ByteTheDecker
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    redfricker 1d ago a tramp stamp that says 'Go Boldly' ●
    via u/redfricker
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    Petdogdavid1. 1d ago "logic in the streets, pon far in the sheets." Then the Vulcan symbol for 'juicy'
    via u/Petdogdavid1
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    Chance1965 · 1d ago ● Now entering the badlands
    via u/Chance1965
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    seamus1982seamus 1d ago Simple for me. A tattoo of O'Brien head with the inscription "UCK DE CARDIES" IN ITALICS circled around his noggin.
    via u/seamus1982seamus
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    WhiteSquarez · 1d ago ● Top down view of the Enterprise D, with the saucer section pointing up and nacelles pointing down. Underneath the nacelles, closer to my buttcrack, written in calligraphy letters, not quite centered in a scroll: "The Fat One."
    via u/WhiteSquarez
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    AHOY stebuu 1d ago "it's buffer time" ●
    via u/stebuu
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    DruidinPlainSight • 1d ago The Vulcan Live Long And Prosper sign but under it is written Two in the Pink and two in the Stink.
    via u/DruidinPlainSight
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    BigSmackisBack• 1d ago Picard with just shorts on and buff, pushing a plough with "make it sow" underneath
    via u/BigSmackBack
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    starfleethastanks 1d ago ● I've always thought the TNG-eral Romulan logo looked like a lower back tattoo.
    via u/starfleetastanks
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    NumberMuncher ● 1d ago "Sometimes... you just have to punch your way through."-Janeway
    via u/NumberMuncher
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    RighteousRhythm · 1d ago ● "Gorn to be Wild"
    via u/RighteousRhythm
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    Novel-Structure-2359 • 1d ago Resistance is Futile!
    via u/Novel-Structure-2359
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    DoubleDandelion - 1d ago A Borg cube flying around the words, "Assimilate me, Daddy".
    via u/DoubleDandelion
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    random_crow_71. 1d ago Lower back? Ferengi Rule of Aquisition # 19.
    via u/random_crow_71
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    hellcicle 23h ago ● Jamaharon in script with butterflies and horgahn
    via u/hellcicle
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    Discovery Discoveries 1d ago Boimler with legs in the air spread apart, showing his vine, grapes, and escape hatch from the episode of rigged holo-tests. Taking care to make sure it lines up with my own escape hatch.
    via u/DiscoveryDiscoveries
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    djevilatw 1d ago Cleared for docking ●
    via u/djevilatw
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    HumphreyGo-Kart • 1d ago ● "Only Q Can Judge Me"
    via u/HumphreyGo-Kart
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    Czar_Petrovich 1d ago That symbol from S7E1 that Lore uses for his new Borg army.
    via u/Czar_Petrovich
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    Spectre Mountain • 1d ago ● A big batleth tramp stamp
    via u/Spectre_Mountain
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    Teika Dunmora • 1d ago Three targs howling at Khitomer as it explodes. Also, in badly translated Klingon, "Klingon entrances here and here |||
    via u/TeikaDunmora
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    WilliamBoimler 23h ago ● A Mount Rushmore with Pike, Kirk, Picard, Sisko and Janeway.
    via u/WilliamBoimler
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    KBNizzle 21h ago Riker getting in a chair. ●
    via u/KBNizzle

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